“Age & glasses of wine should never be counted”-Italian proverb
(Hand in the air) Ain’t that the truth!! And if you have more than one kid, just substitute “bottles” for “glasses” in that wise saying. Amen, again! But in all seriousness, I used to only be a casual drinker, as in I never drank at home, just out or with friends. Then I became a SAHM, & now I have a subscription. yes, now I belong to to a club that auto ships boxes of it to my front door just in time to keep me from hurling myself off the ledge of sanity that I’ve been teetering sinceentering motherhood. Where normal ends & falls off to the depths of full blown insanity, ya know, down there with Octomom & those women from “Snapped”. But I digress, because it shows up, & suddenly I’m able to stumble my way back somewhere between Martha Stewart & Frankie Heck. Also, if anyone is searching the number for child services or alcoholics anonyms right about now, hold the phone. I promise I have plenty of healthy outlets for the chaos of, well, everything. Like working out, reading, hiding in extra long showers, & my favorite-this blog. But sometimes nothing beats a glass of wine. Oh, I haven’t even told you the best part! Ya’ll thought it couldn’t get better than delivery service, but now let me hit ya with this…CLEAN CRAFTED. Yup, chemical & additive free wine! Naturally grown, tended by actual people, sustainably organic with biodynamic farming methods, vinified by hand, slow crafted, & independently lab tested with low sulfites & zero synthetic pesticides, added sugar, or chemicals. Wow, that was a mouthful, & a sentence that would horrify my third grade English teacher, but it’s all good stuff (literally), & you should know what you’re putting in your body. In all honesty, I don’t take the sales aspect too seriously, but I love the parties & connecting friends to wine they can feel good about drinking, & won’t leave them contemplating adoption when their kids come in hot, jumping on the bed & yelling “Sun’s up, I’m up!” the next morning. So shop my link & don’t be embarrassed to holler if you’re as clueless about wine as I once was.
